Welcome To The Dark Side

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

(via valentinestower)

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

(via shadesofnerdness)

dekutree:

monicalewinsky1996:

i like this guy

down with this oppressive establishment

(Source: xsarora, via rnilkbutt)

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny, via hallucifer)

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
Love her

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

(Source: solysstherhinosaurus, via magicalzombiegirl)

My relationship with my followers

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.

Followers:

Me:

Followers:

Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

(via mothersmilkinacup)

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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(Source: wowchicken, via of-the-yellow-ajah)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via maryammonster)

“Go to a coffee shop. Sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out. Look at all the people running to catch a train. All the girls with one too many shopping bags. All the couples too in love to care. Then you’ll see it - a bit of yourself in everyone. And somehow, sitting alone in a coffee shop had never felt so good.”
— (via mined)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via hallucifer)