Welcome To The Dark Side

knok-knok-i-like-cock:


everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

(Source: awakemysoul2355, via a-small-british-whovian)

unexplained-events:

staragus:

unexplained-events:

When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers…

Caroline totes had a vampire lover.

This is by far, my favorite theory.

unexplained-events:

staragus:

unexplained-events:

When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers…

Caroline totes had a vampire lover.

This is by far, my favorite theory.

(via kaleigh-marie)

Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?

Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.

Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?

Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.

Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?

Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

“There’s a monster at the end of this book. It’s the blank page where the story ends and you’re left alone with yourself and your thoughts”
— @NightValeRadio (via asteropes)

(Source: twitter.com, via lord-of-morning)

dajo42:

"it’s just a phase"
i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

(via delovelydelirious)

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

(via tardismyoldgirl)

doctah-plague:

vvkaden:

terrible-wolf:

fairyraptor:

artjonak:

Around 95% of people have never seen a baby Hedgehog. SHARE to change that percentage.

I can’t stop looking at them!!

they look like those scrubbers for dishes

SIR that is not the intended use

Not with that attitude 

doctah-plague:

vvkaden:

terrible-wolf:

fairyraptor:

artjonak:

Around 95% of people have never seen a baby Hedgehog.

SHARE to change that percentage.

I can’t stop looking at them!!

they look like those scrubbers for dishes

SIR that is not the intended use

Not with that attitude 

(via bringerofkhaos)

goddess-of-mischief-from-221b:

girl scouts take no shit

goddess-of-mischief-from-221b:

girl scouts take no shit

(Source: fatanarchy, via lord-of-morning)